Fine, I'll Post...

You guys are so demanding.
With all your pleading comments, I'd have thought you missed me or something.
-_-
*big cheesey smile *
anyway. I haven't blogged in forever and ever. It's not that I've been too busy - or that I've been to bored - I have stuff to blog, I just never feel like blogging them anymore.
*ahem *
Apparently on TV, blogs are things that lame people put on the internet, and they tell the world all their information and every problem in their life, and they spout out rants about that idiot cheerleader that stole their boyfriend, and say a lot of bad words and implicate themselves for murder.
Not so, my bloggy friends!
For we are more dignified than that.
(yeah, right...)
What else was I going to blog...
Oh, yes.
That Page from the Journal of Zazz? it was from like last year and I just found it and thought it was funny :)
Here is another one only it was from last Sunday.
Warning: It might be slightly rambly or babbly, so you can skip it if you want and I wont feel bad.
*ahem *
Today, as we were riding the bus to the village where the church is, I had a sudden thought.
"Death by watermelons."
You see? I dont know of anyone who has ever thought, "death by watermelons" for practically no reason at all.
Except Randy Disher might've. ehehe
People who don't know me might think that my life, living in Europe and traveling the world, must be fun and exciting. But those who know anything about me know that I am the boredest person ever.
Because, you see, when you don't go to public school, and when you go to church in a different village, and when you are very shy, you end up not having many friends. (this makes me feel like I have no friends at all and I'm a total loser but I have tons of friends they're just NEVER WHERE I AM!! That's the problem with traveling a lot, you end up with friends in all the wrong places.)
My friends from Canada might come back here this fall.
And then maybe if they do, we could hang out together. And once the huge mall is being built not far from my house, we could hang out there. And maybe they could teach my how to ice skate.
But for now, I have to stay here.
SO. When you're a person who gets bored easily, and doesn't have friends to chill with, and doesn't have anywhere to go, and doesn't really like going on walks for no reason, you end up spending a lot of time on the Internet. And when your friends aren't online, and you're so full of Teh Qts that you think that if you see anymore you might explode, you end up on IMDb looking at your favorite actors' filmographies and then scouring youtube to see if anybody might've uploaded a clip of a movie or tv show that your favorite actor was in.
And when you find that he was in a show called Stark Raving Mad, and that somebody illegally uploaded all 22 episodes of it to youtube, and you start to watch one and you find that it's pretty hilarious, it's hard to stop watching them (especially when you're bored.). Then you start to notice some things (and when I say You, I really mean Me)
(btw I just watched the most disghusting video in the world and it made me cry and I'm not gonna show you)
Of course the actor I'm talking about is Tony, I mean who else would it be :P
He plays Monk, and he played Ian Stark in SRM (which stands for Stark Raving Mad, for our less competent readers)
Monk is a famous detective who had a rough childhood and found that detectiving helped him get through life and things.
Ian is a famous mystery writer who had a rough childhood and found that writing helped him get through life and stuff.
:O
They both are kind of odd and grouchy but lovable.
Ian said in one episode that he had a problem and then got hypno-therapy and was cured. the problem was OCD!
It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy that defies the time-space continumm (or is it the space-time continuum? I can never remember). You see, at the end of Monk's last season, he's going to realize that he's sick of being so Monk-like, so he gets hypno-therapy and it cures him so he creates a new life for himself and goes by the name of Ian Stark, and then SRM happens even tho it was made in the 90's. and then after Monk ends they start SRM back up and make a few seasons and then at the end of the few seasons Ted Levine and Traylor Howard guest star as Captain Stottlemyer and Natalie, and then tell Ian/Monk that he has to get his butt back to San Francisco because they miss him terribly.
Then they make a Monk movie filled with horror and danger and fun and excitement and then eventually Monk goes back to his old self and then marries somebody because everybody wants to see Monk get married to somebody. Rite? RITE??
Ugh just typing this makes me feel like a TV nerd or something.
But I'm not...I'm just a bored person with a blog...
So no smarty pants remarks, K??
Here, a funny video,

And here, a creepy video (creepy in an OMGTHATSMARKHARMONOMG!!! way)

Did I tell you I'm hooked on NCIS? I lub it :) I watched the first season and now we're watching the fourth and then we're gonna watch the third and then the second because we're weird like that...
And here, a picture I totally agree wit even tho it has a mildly bad word in it...


I have no idea what Kanye did but he's very lame and I took the Where Will Kanye Interrupt You quiz and it told me he's going to interrupt me at my wedding and tell me that Rihanna's wedding was better.
So yeah. :) That's all the funny I have for today.
Plz comment? Plz? Plzzzzz?