Hello, fellow bloggers of the world.

I am terrible-awful at blogging. :)

But here I am because guitargirl tagged me and things. She awarded me this award

Woo! :D

But I cant think of anybody that hasn't been tagged so - if I know you and you are reading this then you are tagged. :P

I will now, as promised, draw a person, and Squee will analyze my drawings and tell me if I am a crazy or not :)

This is a boy...

And that's a girl. :)

*cough *

I hate political correctness.

Like saying African American instead of black.

Not all Africans are black. like Egyptians and such people.

And not all black people live in America.

*facepalm *

Also, if people call white people white than why not black people black??

*sigh *

And feminism.

I'm a girl. I hate feminism.

It annoys me. A lot.

So - I hate it when people say things like "You throw like a girl!" cuz duh I am a girl you moron. But why do people have to go around being mean like

Guys cant open doors for girls anymore because that's polite manners and it makes girls seem less able or whatever. When actually it's a guy showing respect for a girl. *more facepalm *

Ehh. Talking about it just makes me more annoyed.

So what's been going on with me....well last week NaNoWriMo started. On Sunday night the lights went out and didn't come back on until Monday afternoon. And then on Wednesday they went out again only that time they stayed off for like 24 hours. And then on Friday it went out again so my bro and I went to the institute to do stuff on the internet because they have electricity there.

And now the electricity is normal but I really don't feel like writing my NaNo.

Why?

Because my plot stinks. A lot.

It started out as Another One of those Lame But Fun-To-Write Things Where People Go Off on an Adventure to Stop an Evil Scientist From Destroying the Earth.

But they got to the evil scientist's lab too fast and I had no idea what to do about it.

Then I added an entirely different plot. It sounded cool in my head but once I got it on paper (er, not real paper - computer paper) it stunk a lot. And I'm not sure what to do about it. But I do NOT want to write about more of it.

So today I'm going to try to find a plot to adopt. And if I can't I think I'm just going to start writing a Monk/NCIS fanfiction that has been running around in my head and distracting me from pretty much everything.

See, I'm thinking that Monk is asked by one of his old friends (whom we shall call Friedhelm for now. usually I call nameless people Bob, but whatever friedhelm is cooler) to solve this dude's murder, cuz the dude was Friedhelm's best friend. And Friedhelm is a Marine or something and so was his friend. And NCIS ruled it an accidental death (it wasn't Gibbs' case so you dont have to worry bout that) but Friedhelm isn't so sure so that's why he asked Monk for halp. So Monk goes - and he has to take Natalie obviously - and it's Christmas break and while Julie was interning in DC she made some friends so she wanted to go back and visit them so she goes with her mom and Monk. And then something has to happen that makes our favorite NCIS team meet with Mr. Monk. I'm thinking something along the lines of Natalie getting kidnapped, peeps being shot at - but I need help with that because I'm not good at thinking of crimes and how to commit then and how to solve them and everything.

And then Monk becomes good friends with Abby because Abby is a very nice person who likes to become friends with strange people like Monk. and then Gibbs is all skeptical and everything cuz he doesn't like private detectivey type folks - but I think Monk and Gibbs are a lot alike in some ways - they're both smart and handsome and do strange things (like, in Gibbs' case, building your boat in a basment, finding your cellphone in a jar of nails) and they both had their family murdered and things (except it's different for Monk because he hasn't solved it...yet...) and so on and so forth. Anyways then Monk helps solve the case and they all learn a valuable lesson, the end. And Julie becomes a fan of Android Lust, thanks to Abby. (okay the video is very creepy, not my fault.)

Speaking of music and videos, I just found these people called the Blue Van. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMzqRxhIvtA

Yeah. They did the Royal Pains theme song and that's how I found them. They're kind of awesome I think :) Maybe if I ever get money, I will buy their CD.

And I realize that's out of character for me because they're music is kind of old-style bluesyish. But I like it. So there. :P

And then check out this... http://michaelweatherlymusic.com/

And then comment on my blog so I don't think that I wrote all of this for nothing,

and then go about your lives doing important things :)

THE END

LOLCat Bible

Is it terrible blasphemy? or fun rehash of the Bible that can amuse christians and nonchristians alike? *clicky*

I'm in the "Meh" position. Cuz I is amused by it but not sure if I shud be :\

here is Psalm 23

Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd
He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

Not bad, rite?

RITE?

Well anywaiz now that I has read LOLcats for like an hour I feel like I shud be speakin in LOLcats but i dont like goin laik all LOLcats because then it would be completely unreadable for my elderly readers :P :P :P not that i have any or anything. but anyways yeah. Wants your opinions on it.

I went downtown on Saturday cuz a medical team is here from the states. Was rly fun, I got to wear boots and carry umbrella, but it was also freezin cold. And you should know how much I *hate* cold, it is my least favorite thing in the entire world. :)

But other than that it was fun.

I found this thing on the internet. *clicky* Freaky, huh? I mean it's a life-size whale on my computer. :o

Here's something to contemplate: Vacuum shoes with extendible toe nozzle.

Kthnxbai

Ohai

When you are tagged, go to Google and type in your first name and the word 'needs'. (If you put them in quotes, as in "John needs", you'll get better results.)

What are the top 10 things you need according to Google (no repeats)?

Zazz needs hula lessons! (Mmm..no.)

Zazz needs to work on her posture. (My posture is fine the way it is, thank you :P)

Zazz needs your help! (O RLY?)

Zazz needs a shrink. (DOCTOR BEEELLLL)

Zazz needs a new icon. (Do I? Really?)

Zazz needs to start spending $3 million on her wardrobe. (For srs. I dont think so.)

Zazz needs a foster home. (Haha)

Zazz needs a hug. (Ah - that works.)

Zazz needs to get away from Tom now. (*blank stare*)

Zazz needs to be explained. (uhhh...yeeahh)

I tag everybody who needs something to blog.

So what's been going on with me lately? Nothing much.

I spend most of my time planning my NaNoNovel and watching NCIS with my fam'ly. Cuz NCIS rocks. I love it.

I got to see the latest Monk episode... :D I love it, so much. It was a lot better than the other ones from seasons 7 & 8

yeah.

I been goin on walks with Mom...but I don't really like going on walks...because I know this part of the city too well so it gets boring to walk around it and plus it's kind of depressing. Communist cities do that to meh.

Anyways soon it's going to get freezin cold and it will take a miracle to get me out of the house. Either a miracle or a threat, actually.

Because, you see, I hate winter. All of it except Christmas and New Years.

Winter wouldn't be so bad if certain people didn't force me to go outside in the freezin' cold.

What I need is nice boots (cuz i dont like my boots very much but i love wearing boots) and a nice coat and a nice warm fuzzy scarf to keep me warm and a hat like this and MAYBE I'll go outside.

but you know what the chance of that is :P

well actually you dont know...

Well you see my parents never get me specific things that I ask for. for years I've been asking for an NB shirt but ...

Oh well...

*loud sigh *

SO! I've been wondering if newsboys should be my fave group anymore. I still *love* them but lately they've been acting really weird.

ummm...

Guess what! I made a word today. "Nothlings." Guess what it means!!

So there you have it...an actual POST by Zazzy!

Bai.

Tagged

TV/Movie Characters you relate with:
Uhhh... *blank look on face * I don't really relate to anybody on TV or anything. If anybody tho, it would be Lily from Hannah Montana -_- she's tomboy-ish. At least, she used to be. no idea if she is anymore. Probably not. Hmf.

Three places on your travel list:
1. New Zealand. I wanna go there and visit Smitty sometime and plus it's rly pretty there.2. Jeruesalem. Cuz. i dunno. it looks kewl :P3. Somewhere in England
Just so I could say I've been there :P

Hit "Shuffle" on your (media player of choice) and list out three songs.

1. Joy - Newboys
2. Stir - Downhere
3. Momentum - tobyMac

Daily Must haves
1. Jesus
2. Happy
3. Chocolate

Things I'm confused about
1. People
2. Death Metal
3. Algebra


Browse your DVD shelf and randomly pick out three movies
1. The Incredibles
2. Madagascar (it's in Russian... XD)
3. Prince Caspian
Three Things you wish you'd known earlier
1. People are not nice.
2. I can't think of anything else


If you HAD to date a celebrity who would it be?
Ohh if I absolutely had to I suppose it would have to be...

Michael Weatherly :P Derr

If you were a celebrity, what would it be for?
Being a writer most likely :)
Yeah
I hereby tag BLUEH. cuz she really needs to blog. and Smitty. anybody else who wants to do it may do it

Hi.

I was really bored and I have 3 minutes left on the computer so I'm gonna just say this thing I suddenly wanted to say.
Being really bored, I slinked around until I found the Real NCIS website. And on their website, it said
"Due to the large volume of Special Agent applications we received for our November 2008 vacancy announcement, we are currently not accepting applications via USA Jobs. Please check back on a regular basis to see when our next announcement will be open."
And I was just having this crazy thought that maybe the Real NCIS is getting so many applications because of the TV show NCIS? Cuz people like it so much they somehow think that they want to be in it?
I guess it would be a good thing...maybe they should do TV shows about every obscure-ish agency (at least, I think it's obscure...I mean I never heard of it...and in the show nobody ever heard of it...) so that there will be no shortage ever of people who are doin stuff about bad people and things.
(that was worded badly but whatever i'm tired >:P :D)
I just had a really interesting idea.
What if in the show, somebody else made a tv show about ncis and then all the sudden people heard of ncis in the show, and then they got a new person and he/she was goin around saying, "That's not how they do it in the show."
I could write a fanfic.
*buzzzz *
i hope nobody reads this that i dont know. :|
I drew a moose today.
and I signed up for NaNoWriMo.
if you dont know what it is, google it. :)
Okay bai.

AHHHHH

Guess what day it is?
Guess.
JUST GUESS.
(geez whenever I say Guess this, people are like "What?")
anyways
It's SMITTY'S BIRFDAY!!!
and we know what that means.
PARTAY!!!
*partay music *
*partay cake *
*partay balloons *
*partay games *
*partay fun slide *
*partay presents *
As my lil birfday present to Smitty, I called her on Skype. Actually she called me but I agreed to it. And anybody who knows me knows that's like a miracle cuz I hate phones and anything to do with phones.
BUT! We talked for about 45 minutes and it was great fun and I actually liked it. YAY ZAZZ!
And since usually when talking to people I spend a good portion of the time sitting and feeling awkward, I interviewed her wit 10 questions. K? Here dey are.


Zazz: Are you really 21 or is it just a plot to take over the world?
Smitty: *laughter * Yes I am really 21 but having a plot sounds like a good idea.

O RLY? Hmm....I could be a loyal sidekick. I already have the name for it.

Zazz: Now that you're 21 do you have to act like a grown-up?
Smitty: I hope not!!

Me, too. grown-ups are fine and all, buuuut...

Zazz: Are you doing anything today in celebration?
Me: I wasnt going to, but last nite i got a call from a friend and now I'm going to dinner with them

Zazz: What is the last song you listened to?
Smitty: No Matter What by Rapture Ruckus

(I have that song. It's guhd.)

Zazz: If you could protest anything right now, what would you protest?
Smitty: the H

(and I figured she'd say that, too)

Zazz: If you had the world's smallest cat, what would you name him?
Smitty: Something the exact opposite of what he is.
Zazz: Like, Gigantor?
Smitty: *hehehe * Yeah

Zazz: If you received all your favorite singers in a box and had to give all of them away except for one, which one would you keep?
Smitty: Rapture Ruckus (cuz out of teh other singers she has seen live he seems the realest and doesn't act like some famous person talking to his peasant fans. at least, that's my interpretation. Ehehehehe)

Zazz: What do you want for your birthday?
Smitty: Of course, for all my friends to be here is the logical answer.
(but we don't do logical around here. eheheh jk)
The other thing I'd want would be a Tyros version 3. It's a [really awesome] keyboard but it would cost more than me going back to see Blueh.

Zazz: If you could only have 1 memory what would you want it to be of?
Smitty: America (And for those of us who are confused, she's talking about the time when she went to america and spent 2 weeks having fun and funness wit Blueh.)

Zazz: What is the worst birthday present someone could give you?
Smitty: Anything pink.

(I agree!! Accept I have gotten pink things for my birthday in the past and I haven't minded particularly. hmm.)

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. A chat wit Smitty.
Everybody go to and tell her Happy Birthday. Because if you dont...expect a visit from my midget ninja assassins...

Fine, I'll Post...

You guys are so demanding.
With all your pleading comments, I'd have thought you missed me or something.
-_-
*big cheesey smile *
anyway. I haven't blogged in forever and ever. It's not that I've been too busy - or that I've been to bored - I have stuff to blog, I just never feel like blogging them anymore.
*ahem *
Apparently on TV, blogs are things that lame people put on the internet, and they tell the world all their information and every problem in their life, and they spout out rants about that idiot cheerleader that stole their boyfriend, and say a lot of bad words and implicate themselves for murder.
Not so, my bloggy friends!
For we are more dignified than that.
(yeah, right...)
What else was I going to blog...
Oh, yes.
That Page from the Journal of Zazz? it was from like last year and I just found it and thought it was funny :)
Here is another one only it was from last Sunday.
Warning: It might be slightly rambly or babbly, so you can skip it if you want and I wont feel bad.
*ahem *
Today, as we were riding the bus to the village where the church is, I had a sudden thought.
"Death by watermelons."
You see? I dont know of anyone who has ever thought, "death by watermelons" for practically no reason at all.
Except Randy Disher might've. ehehe
People who don't know me might think that my life, living in Europe and traveling the world, must be fun and exciting. But those who know anything about me know that I am the boredest person ever.
Because, you see, when you don't go to public school, and when you go to church in a different village, and when you are very shy, you end up not having many friends. (this makes me feel like I have no friends at all and I'm a total loser but I have tons of friends they're just NEVER WHERE I AM!! That's the problem with traveling a lot, you end up with friends in all the wrong places.)
My friends from Canada might come back here this fall.
And then maybe if they do, we could hang out together. And once the huge mall is being built not far from my house, we could hang out there. And maybe they could teach my how to ice skate.
But for now, I have to stay here.
SO. When you're a person who gets bored easily, and doesn't have friends to chill with, and doesn't have anywhere to go, and doesn't really like going on walks for no reason, you end up spending a lot of time on the Internet. And when your friends aren't online, and you're so full of Teh Qts that you think that if you see anymore you might explode, you end up on IMDb looking at your favorite actors' filmographies and then scouring youtube to see if anybody might've uploaded a clip of a movie or tv show that your favorite actor was in.
And when you find that he was in a show called Stark Raving Mad, and that somebody illegally uploaded all 22 episodes of it to youtube, and you start to watch one and you find that it's pretty hilarious, it's hard to stop watching them (especially when you're bored.). Then you start to notice some things (and when I say You, I really mean Me)
(btw I just watched the most disghusting video in the world and it made me cry and I'm not gonna show you)
Of course the actor I'm talking about is Tony, I mean who else would it be :P
He plays Monk, and he played Ian Stark in SRM (which stands for Stark Raving Mad, for our less competent readers)
Monk is a famous detective who had a rough childhood and found that detectiving helped him get through life and things.
Ian is a famous mystery writer who had a rough childhood and found that writing helped him get through life and stuff.
:O
They both are kind of odd and grouchy but lovable.
Ian said in one episode that he had a problem and then got hypno-therapy and was cured. the problem was OCD!
It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy that defies the time-space continumm (or is it the space-time continuum? I can never remember). You see, at the end of Monk's last season, he's going to realize that he's sick of being so Monk-like, so he gets hypno-therapy and it cures him so he creates a new life for himself and goes by the name of Ian Stark, and then SRM happens even tho it was made in the 90's. and then after Monk ends they start SRM back up and make a few seasons and then at the end of the few seasons Ted Levine and Traylor Howard guest star as Captain Stottlemyer and Natalie, and then tell Ian/Monk that he has to get his butt back to San Francisco because they miss him terribly.
Then they make a Monk movie filled with horror and danger and fun and excitement and then eventually Monk goes back to his old self and then marries somebody because everybody wants to see Monk get married to somebody. Rite? RITE??
Ugh just typing this makes me feel like a TV nerd or something.
But I'm not...I'm just a bored person with a blog...
So no smarty pants remarks, K??
Here, a funny video,

And here, a creepy video (creepy in an OMGTHATSMARKHARMONOMG!!! way)

Did I tell you I'm hooked on NCIS? I lub it :) I watched the first season and now we're watching the fourth and then we're gonna watch the third and then the second because we're weird like that...
And here, a picture I totally agree wit even tho it has a mildly bad word in it...


I have no idea what Kanye did but he's very lame and I took the Where Will Kanye Interrupt You quiz and it told me he's going to interrupt me at my wedding and tell me that Rihanna's wedding was better.
So yeah. :) That's all the funny I have for today.
Plz comment? Plz? Plzzzzz?