Hi.

I was really bored and I have 3 minutes left on the computer so I'm gonna just say this thing I suddenly wanted to say.
Being really bored, I slinked around until I found the Real NCIS website. And on their website, it said
"Due to the large volume of Special Agent applications we received for our November 2008 vacancy announcement, we are currently not accepting applications via USA Jobs. Please check back on a regular basis to see when our next announcement will be open."
And I was just having this crazy thought that maybe the Real NCIS is getting so many applications because of the TV show NCIS? Cuz people like it so much they somehow think that they want to be in it?
I guess it would be a good thing...maybe they should do TV shows about every obscure-ish agency (at least, I think it's obscure...I mean I never heard of it...and in the show nobody ever heard of it...) so that there will be no shortage ever of people who are doin stuff about bad people and things.
(that was worded badly but whatever i'm tired >:P :D)
I just had a really interesting idea.
What if in the show, somebody else made a tv show about ncis and then all the sudden people heard of ncis in the show, and then they got a new person and he/she was goin around saying, "That's not how they do it in the show."
I could write a fanfic.
*buzzzz *
i hope nobody reads this that i dont know. :|
I drew a moose today.
and I signed up for NaNoWriMo.
if you dont know what it is, google it. :)
Okay bai.

AHHHHH

Guess what day it is?
Guess.
JUST GUESS.
(geez whenever I say Guess this, people are like "What?")
anyways
It's SMITTY'S BIRFDAY!!!
and we know what that means.
PARTAY!!!
*partay music *
*partay cake *
*partay balloons *
*partay games *
*partay fun slide *
*partay presents *
As my lil birfday present to Smitty, I called her on Skype. Actually she called me but I agreed to it. And anybody who knows me knows that's like a miracle cuz I hate phones and anything to do with phones.
BUT! We talked for about 45 minutes and it was great fun and I actually liked it. YAY ZAZZ!
And since usually when talking to people I spend a good portion of the time sitting and feeling awkward, I interviewed her wit 10 questions. K? Here dey are.


Zazz: Are you really 21 or is it just a plot to take over the world?
Smitty: *laughter * Yes I am really 21 but having a plot sounds like a good idea.

O RLY? Hmm....I could be a loyal sidekick. I already have the name for it.

Zazz: Now that you're 21 do you have to act like a grown-up?
Smitty: I hope not!!

Me, too. grown-ups are fine and all, buuuut...

Zazz: Are you doing anything today in celebration?
Me: I wasnt going to, but last nite i got a call from a friend and now I'm going to dinner with them

Zazz: What is the last song you listened to?
Smitty: No Matter What by Rapture Ruckus

(I have that song. It's guhd.)

Zazz: If you could protest anything right now, what would you protest?
Smitty: the H

(and I figured she'd say that, too)

Zazz: If you had the world's smallest cat, what would you name him?
Smitty: Something the exact opposite of what he is.
Zazz: Like, Gigantor?
Smitty: *hehehe * Yeah

Zazz: If you received all your favorite singers in a box and had to give all of them away except for one, which one would you keep?
Smitty: Rapture Ruckus (cuz out of teh other singers she has seen live he seems the realest and doesn't act like some famous person talking to his peasant fans. at least, that's my interpretation. Ehehehehe)

Zazz: What do you want for your birthday?
Smitty: Of course, for all my friends to be here is the logical answer.
(but we don't do logical around here. eheheh jk)
The other thing I'd want would be a Tyros version 3. It's a [really awesome] keyboard but it would cost more than me going back to see Blueh.

Zazz: If you could only have 1 memory what would you want it to be of?
Smitty: America (And for those of us who are confused, she's talking about the time when she went to america and spent 2 weeks having fun and funness wit Blueh.)

Zazz: What is the worst birthday present someone could give you?
Smitty: Anything pink.

(I agree!! Accept I have gotten pink things for my birthday in the past and I haven't minded particularly. hmm.)

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. A chat wit Smitty.
Everybody go to and tell her Happy Birthday. Because if you dont...expect a visit from my midget ninja assassins...

Fine, I'll Post...

You guys are so demanding.
With all your pleading comments, I'd have thought you missed me or something.
-_-
*big cheesey smile *
anyway. I haven't blogged in forever and ever. It's not that I've been too busy - or that I've been to bored - I have stuff to blog, I just never feel like blogging them anymore.
*ahem *
Apparently on TV, blogs are things that lame people put on the internet, and they tell the world all their information and every problem in their life, and they spout out rants about that idiot cheerleader that stole their boyfriend, and say a lot of bad words and implicate themselves for murder.
Not so, my bloggy friends!
For we are more dignified than that.
(yeah, right...)
What else was I going to blog...
Oh, yes.
That Page from the Journal of Zazz? it was from like last year and I just found it and thought it was funny :)
Here is another one only it was from last Sunday.
Warning: It might be slightly rambly or babbly, so you can skip it if you want and I wont feel bad.
*ahem *
Today, as we were riding the bus to the village where the church is, I had a sudden thought.
"Death by watermelons."
You see? I dont know of anyone who has ever thought, "death by watermelons" for practically no reason at all.
Except Randy Disher might've. ehehe
People who don't know me might think that my life, living in Europe and traveling the world, must be fun and exciting. But those who know anything about me know that I am the boredest person ever.
Because, you see, when you don't go to public school, and when you go to church in a different village, and when you are very shy, you end up not having many friends. (this makes me feel like I have no friends at all and I'm a total loser but I have tons of friends they're just NEVER WHERE I AM!! That's the problem with traveling a lot, you end up with friends in all the wrong places.)
My friends from Canada might come back here this fall.
And then maybe if they do, we could hang out together. And once the huge mall is being built not far from my house, we could hang out there. And maybe they could teach my how to ice skate.
But for now, I have to stay here.
SO. When you're a person who gets bored easily, and doesn't have friends to chill with, and doesn't have anywhere to go, and doesn't really like going on walks for no reason, you end up spending a lot of time on the Internet. And when your friends aren't online, and you're so full of Teh Qts that you think that if you see anymore you might explode, you end up on IMDb looking at your favorite actors' filmographies and then scouring youtube to see if anybody might've uploaded a clip of a movie or tv show that your favorite actor was in.
And when you find that he was in a show called Stark Raving Mad, and that somebody illegally uploaded all 22 episodes of it to youtube, and you start to watch one and you find that it's pretty hilarious, it's hard to stop watching them (especially when you're bored.). Then you start to notice some things (and when I say You, I really mean Me)
(btw I just watched the most disghusting video in the world and it made me cry and I'm not gonna show you)
Of course the actor I'm talking about is Tony, I mean who else would it be :P
He plays Monk, and he played Ian Stark in SRM (which stands for Stark Raving Mad, for our less competent readers)
Monk is a famous detective who had a rough childhood and found that detectiving helped him get through life and things.
Ian is a famous mystery writer who had a rough childhood and found that writing helped him get through life and stuff.
:O
They both are kind of odd and grouchy but lovable.
Ian said in one episode that he had a problem and then got hypno-therapy and was cured. the problem was OCD!
It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy that defies the time-space continumm (or is it the space-time continuum? I can never remember). You see, at the end of Monk's last season, he's going to realize that he's sick of being so Monk-like, so he gets hypno-therapy and it cures him so he creates a new life for himself and goes by the name of Ian Stark, and then SRM happens even tho it was made in the 90's. and then after Monk ends they start SRM back up and make a few seasons and then at the end of the few seasons Ted Levine and Traylor Howard guest star as Captain Stottlemyer and Natalie, and then tell Ian/Monk that he has to get his butt back to San Francisco because they miss him terribly.
Then they make a Monk movie filled with horror and danger and fun and excitement and then eventually Monk goes back to his old self and then marries somebody because everybody wants to see Monk get married to somebody. Rite? RITE??
Ugh just typing this makes me feel like a TV nerd or something.
But I'm not...I'm just a bored person with a blog...
So no smarty pants remarks, K??
Here, a funny video,

And here, a creepy video (creepy in an OMGTHATSMARKHARMONOMG!!! way)

Did I tell you I'm hooked on NCIS? I lub it :) I watched the first season and now we're watching the fourth and then we're gonna watch the third and then the second because we're weird like that...
And here, a picture I totally agree wit even tho it has a mildly bad word in it...


I have no idea what Kanye did but he's very lame and I took the Where Will Kanye Interrupt You quiz and it told me he's going to interrupt me at my wedding and tell me that Rihanna's wedding was better.
So yeah. :) That's all the funny I have for today.
Plz comment? Plz? Plzzzzz?

9/9/09

WOO! Today is that day of the year when all the numbers are teh same. Next year will be better though - 10/10/10. We'll have a big Monk party that day. ehehehehehehe. Oh and that will be the day after Tony's birthday that year!! YAY TONY!!!!

(that is from Mr. Monk and the UFO)
Okay. Today is Blueh's (I call her Heyyou :) i dunno why) birthday. So now I'm giving her my clue as to where the next Word is.
HEYYOU!! *points at this rhymey thing *

For the next clue you need to look
at your friend Jessi's facebook.
A word, not normally capitalised, is,
now within her current status.

Okay, that's all folks. Happy day of 9's

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER!!!

Yes!! Today is Peter Furler's birthday!!
It's his first birthday since he left the NB.
I hopes he's having much fun-n-stuff with his family :)
See, we can be happy about Peter.

:) I dont have much time to post today so this concludes today's blog. Bai.

A Page From the Journal of Zazz

~~~
Hai.
I'm at Aunt Carol's birthday party.
Uncle Bruce told her it was a team meeting.
The rest of us didn't know it was a surprise. XD
At first I thought we were just going to sit around eating and talking about things like wisdom teeth, allergies, and recipes.
But when we got here Aunt D said no, we have like 12 games we can play!
That made me happy.
When we got done with the food, they started talking.
That was like 9 HOURS AGO!!!
Ok it was probably more like ... half an hour.
It seemed like 9 hours.
They talked about recipes, just like I thought they were going to.
Then they kept linking different subjects together until Uncle T said his future daughter-in-law was allergic to the cold.
So her doctor told her to take some medicine and then not eat cold foods like ice cream.
AND NO MORE HAPPINESS!!!!!
Poor person.
*hiccups *
Dad just read what I wrote and announced to everyone that I was bored.
Humiliating, but it worked. Aunt Carol is opening her presents so we'll play a game soon.
You know, a little bit ago we were talking about white bread.
(*crickets*)
And then Aunt Carol said her dad used to say "The whiter the bread, the quicker the dead."
...
...
...
AND NO MORE HAPPINESS!!!!!
It's not my fault that wheat bread tastes like sandpaper.
Aunt Carol just said I'm going to die early! D':
Well, guess what?
Short people live longer than tall people.
Oh. I have something else to tell you in a sec. Not now.
Now we're talking about geographical formations and their indian names.
WHAT HAPPENED TO GAME TIME?!?!?
...
Old people killed game time.
How do think they of so many things to talk about?
They're like,
*talks about one thing of unimportance *
*reminds self of another thing of unimportance *
*talks about something that happened 40 years ago *
*talks about things that we've talked about before *
*short pause * *sighs as if full of food *
Now we're talking about churches.
And I'm bored.
Actually I've been bored for a while.
And now someone has brought up the subject of city hot water.
Now we're talking about the mysterious squealing noise at my house.
And the eternal renovationings upstairs from Aunt M's apartment.
FINALLY we're decideding what game to play =D
I think we'll play Cranium. w00t
~~
And that's where it ended. =)
I hope you've enjoyed this installment of

A PAGE FROM THE JOURNAL OF ZAZZ!!!